Friday, September 17, 2010

Mind Control to buy something B.A.D...

Ok this is some scheme that Stewie asks Chris to do by using a device that controls him, here's the conversation

Stewie Griffin: All right. Now walk up to the counter.

[Electronic beeping]

Stewie Griffin: That's it. Ring the bell.

Shopkeep: Well, hi there.

Stewie Griffin: Good day, shopkeep.

Chris Griffin: Good day, shopkeep.

Stewie Griffin: I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.

Shopkeep: What?

Chris Griffin: It's for a school project.

Chris Griffin: I'm some sort of student sent here for...

Chris Griffin: Oh, blast! What the devil do they study?

Chris Griffin: Latin class.

Shopkeep: Sorry, kid. I can't sell power tools to minors.

Chris Griffin: Now, look here, you gore-bellied codpiece.

Chris Griffin: Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and...

Chris Griffin: Who the deuce are you?

Chris Griffin: No, I don't have any spare change.

Chris Griffin: Where the hell would I keep it? In my diaper?

Chris Griffin: Get out of here, you hobo!

Chris Griffin: Bloody hell. Is this thing still on?